Ok readers, I'd like to apologize for my lack of writing. To make it up, I'm making 4 posts to keep you updated on what's been going on for the past few days. I was going through a rough time and didn't have the urge to blog. I just wanted to sleep everything off. But here we go with number 1.
My second day in Akron, Ohio will go down in the books as one of the most memorable days of my life. We woke up around 10 oclock and just hung out in Harbo's dorm. We played NHL, ate some donuts, and just chilled for a while. We hung out and just chilled and talked for a few solid hours until we decided to make a run to the Akron Target for a soda run for Joe's house later that night. We drove there, almost died because Ohio drivers are so shitty (which I don't get because everything is flat) but successfully made it back safe. From there, we went to McDonalds until Joe's roommates's tutor left and we could hang out without being a bother. This is where the first big event of the night happened.
We went into McDonalds and this crazy homeless guy entered the same time as us. We already realized he was messed up in some way. He was talking to himself, pacing back and forth, and talking to himself. He was using a lot of vulgar language that I can't really use on this blog, but let me tell you, he was out of his mind. We got in line and the man confronted us. He made no sense, he approached us, said we were f faces, and said he'd cut and kill us. We just kinda laughed it off, ordered our food and waited to sit down. We sat down and he sat right behind us. He wasn't facing us, but he was right there. Lucky for me (sarcasm), I was the closest to him. He kept talking to himself and we could't help but crack up. Luckily for us, he didn't notice, but he noticed the group of guys staring, pointing and laughing, at him from across McDonalds. This set him off. He got on his feet and started screaming at them saying he would kill them and "ef them up". Everyone was just laughing and it drove him berserk. The kids started talking back just saying "oh really, are you?" in order to anger him the most. It started to escalate and I really thought things were going to go down. The manager lady came out and told him he wasn't allowed in here because of "last time" and he would have to be out or she would call the police. He said he'd be out and told her to eff off. Another hilarious moment. He made the biggest mess at his table, He ate his whole burger in one bite and spit it out on the table chewed up. That was really gross. He then poured his coffee all over the table, took his chicken sandwich out of the wrapper and threw the wrapper on the ground. He then proceeded to put the opened sandwich in his pocket and left. We all crowded around out table and waved and laughed. He gave us two middle fingers and stood there. Waiting for us to come out. We weren't done eating so we didn't leave. The frigid weather got the best of him and he disappeared. I received a text from Joe saying we could come now and we headed out. For the rest of the night, our motto was "Crazy Hobo Man vs the World." Boy was it funny.
We went to Joe's and it was the same people as last night with the addition of our good friend Staci and her boyfriend Phillip. We partied there all night really until about 330 in the morning. Around that time it was time to go. We left a friend behind though, Jake fell asleep on the couch and refused to leave. So we headed out to Penn Station for some late night sandwiches before we went back to Harbo's for bed. At Penn Station, there was another memorable experience.
At the Station, there was a large group of African Americans about to get into a fight. They were talking smack the whole time and we thought it was about to go down. We were placing bets and I picked the 6'5 kid with the teardrop tattoo. I was confident I was going to win. In the end, one group backed out and left and said they were going to do some illegal substance abuse. We sat their and ate in peace. I had the greatest sandwich ever. A chicken parmigiana sandwich with a mountain dew and a small fry. It was so freaking good. I really wish there was a Penn Station around here. I'd eat there all the time.
We finally went back to Harbo's and went to bed. I was so satisfied with the night. I was with all my friends, had more laughs then I ever had, some some crazy stuff, and was just happy the whole time. It was a great night all in all.
This is blog one of 4 tonight everybody. I'll try to bust this next one out soon but I need to get ready for the hockey game. Dylan is picking me up and I need to get ready to go. So stay tuned for the next chapter of today's 4 part blog. I love you all. Peace out cub scouts.
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