This Blog isn't Sarcastic or anything

I have been dubbed sarcastic quite a few times in my life.  I really don't get it though.  It's not like I speak with an exaggerated tone and "compliment" everything someone does wrong.  I don't do that at all.  I hate making jokes at people and getting that dirty look of slight amusement with a pinch of anger.  It is not enjoyable by any means to have my own personality with a certain attribute and tone to myself.  It's so terrible.  Sarcasm is for sure one of my least preferred qualities.  It isn't fun by any means at all.  I would love to be straight up with people all the time with absolutely no humor when I speak.  Being funny is not cool at all.